, Titu – You have kept a very good nurse, as soon as I touched her, I was cured.
Doctor- I know.. The sound of slap came outside.

, Two women talking…
First quote (Chinki)- Many years ago a Baba had said that God will give you so much that you will not be able to handle it!
2nd woman – so what?
First lady (Chinki) – Now it is known that he was talking about weight.

, To show love to wife after marriage
There is a more effective word than I love you.
Come on, I wash the dishes today.

, Woman – How will my weight be reduced?
Husband- Keep moving your neck right and left daily.
Woman – what time?
Husband – When someone asks for food!

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, Husband- Dear, I thought you must be missing me, so let me call you.
Wife – Ok! What was the fight that took place just this morning?
The husband was very calm… said in his mind: Oh man, this has hit home.

, Teacher- Why shouldn’t we fight in the class..?
Motu- Because we do not know when we will have to sit behind whom in the exam.
The teacher has stopped speaking!

, Teacher to Raju – Tell me, which is the oldest creature in the world?
Mohan – Zebra
Teacher – How is that?
Mohan- It is black and white, isn’t it?
Teacher stopped talking!

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